The deathly silence was disrupted by the sound of the men's feet pounding the ground as they ran. Each and every one of them kept an eye out for each other as they sprinted away clutching what weapons they had. However, they ran right into disaster...
Jesus and the Disciples had no choice but to unleash the combat.
"Attaaaaaaaack" Jesus shouted and the Disciples followed his command and charged at the group of brain eating monsters. The New God Squad beat the zombies repeatedly over the head, smashing their skulls and destroying the brain. Heavy blow after heavy blow the zombies were trying their best to work up a bigger attack until one reached out and grabbed an unsuspecting Bartholomew around the neck.
"Arrghh! Help!" He yelped out, trying to stab the zombie behind him, but everyone else had their own problems.
"Don't worry brother" shouted Jesus, beating another zombie to the ground. "Pass me your knife." Bartholomew put his faith into Jesus and lobbed his trusty knife to him, which Jesus caught in his left hand and swiftly chucked it into his right. He flipped it so he was now holding the blade. Bartholomew was struggling trying to keep the zombie from biting him.
"Hurry" he struggled.
"Move your head slight to the right" Jesus shouted and the troubled disciple did so. Jesus gave a great lunge and threw the knife right in between the zombie's eyes, narrowly missing Bartholomew. The zombie let go, Bartholomew pulled the knife out of the zombies head and roundhouse kicked the zombie to the ground which Jude finished off with a mighty axe blow to the neck, beheading it.
"I think he got the point," Jesus coolly retorted.
The group kept attacking in a fury of blood, guts and brains. Zombies are easy to outwit so although it was a difficult procedure, no one got hurt, except the zombies. This first horde had been beaten to the ground into a gory mess.
"That's the lot of them" Jesus said proudly. Or was it? Because to the right...
And to the left...
And even scarier...!
Jesus turned around to the beardy man, thinking it was like some sort of twisted, eerie mirror that looked into the distant future. Andrew looked at him menacingly.
"Who the heck are you?" he asked.
"I'm Rob Zombie, the rock musician" replied the beardy man.
"What are you doing here? You do know that you're in the middle of a zombie rampage" asked Jesus
"Well, I'm only here because my image comes up when you type in 'zombie' into Google Images. I just thought it'd be highly ironic if I turn up mid story to, y'know, make it interesting" said the beardy man.
"You're not doing anything for the plot or the structure of the story; you're just filling up space. In fact, It's just absurd, uncalled for even, that you've popped up at this crucial moment in time. Mr Zombie, please leave. You're just getting in the way of our plan!" voiced Jesus.
The beardy man continued. "But, I'm a musician. I could..." and at that moment, a zombie came up behind him and started to eat him. The Disciples just looked on with this look on their faces...
...proving that it really is a dog eat dog world that all these happenings are taking place in. Or zombie eat Zombie, whichever way you look on at it. I'm happy nonetheless. Anyway, back to the seriousness...After eating Rob Zombie, the zombies turned their attention to the New God Squad with hungry eyes. They started to walk closer to the group started to back up into a corner. It was then Jesus looked at Matthew and had moment of genius.
"Don't do anything! I've got an idea..."
"What? Are you mad? Have you failed to notice this army of brain-eating ghouls? Are they not visible to you?" Judas asked. Jesus said nothing and the zombies staggered closer and closer.
"Oi!" Judas was getting more and more worried.
"Shhh" Jesus said closing his eyes, with the zombies now getting even closer to them, backing them into a corner
"Actually, Jesus...um, Messiah, this is getting really serious now" whimpered Simon, jingling his keys. Jesus put his hands together in prayer and started muttering to himself under his breath.
"Join me Brothers" he yelled and everyone else started to pray with him. Then Jesus took his hands apart and stretched to the sky.
"...forever and ever AMEN!"
The light shone out of his hands was a brilliant yellow and much brighter than that of his encounter on the bus. Like with the Romans, angels started to sing, quiet at first but then they got louder and louder and the light got brighter and brighter. The Disciples held their ears and covered their eyes; it was so loud and bright. Then there was final burst of almighty light and everything stopped including the zombies. Jesus relaxed and turned to the group.
"It was as easy as that," Jesus said. The zombies stood on and looked, dazed almost. People started to emerge from out of their houses and peered out of their windows, wondering what happened.
"You're safe..." Jesus boomed with a smile on his face. "It's okay!"
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