Jesus vs Zombies - Part Six: Revelation

"You're safe..." Jesus boomed with a smile on his face. "It's okay!"
"H...how did you that?" asked John.
Jesus carried on. "Well Serpent, it was simple really - just a bit of help from my dad - We slayed the zombies with Prayer. I figured if I could do with the evil, soulless Romans surely I could do it with zombies. Looks like it payed off."
The zombies just stood there and people came out to thank the Lord and his team of brave men.
"What are we to do with these zombies," Hashabniah asked Jesus.
"You leave it to me" he said...

And so, people had lived through the zombie outrage and they were happy.

Lots of people where happy...

In fact many people were happy that the zombies had stopped eating people.

But out of all the happy people, the happiest was Jesus. He managed to use his powers in a good way and not in a brutal bloodbath no matter how fun it is killing the undead. He changed the way of the zombies without deathly force. Don't worry; I don't think there's a moral to this story. But if there is, it should be 'if you're a zombie, don't mess with Jesus.' So what actually happened to the zombies left over? Well, people were still a little scared at first but Jesus, with the help of God, managed to give them another chance at life and the people started to accept them and become their friends.

Some, however felt that having a zombie in the family (or even worse, two) made them feel uneasy.

Uneasy but still acceptable in one form or another. Other zombies had goals and aspirations and took part in various activities that turned them from the nasty, brain eaters they were into nearly, normal people with rotten flesh. They became proactive in things like playing tennis...

Or joining bands...

And other fun hobbies...

Others got suited and booted up and tried to find a job...

...many of which getting to the interview stage. Jesus and Matthew also set up a self help group for the zombies to stop them having urges to return to their past states. 

And these events were also turned into a hit blockbuster movie...The Life of Brains

But all in all, Jesus found this his calling. He liked helping the zombies as much as they used to like eating brains. Nazareth was never the same again though and is always on high alert when something kicks off. Last Tuesday, Jesus thought there was another disturbance and so gathered the New God Squad to see what the problem was. Turns out it was only a group of chavs and they were soon sent on their way, but who knows what will happen in this world. Jesus was lucky the day the zombies came but sometimes he thinks that it may happen again. He's constantly on the lookout. The zombies of Nazareth though are relieved at what happened and how quickly they got accustomed to their surroundings. They got a chance to live their dreams and live full stop. Now everybody loves zombies and it was the greatest time ever and it was all thanks to Jesus, God and The Disciples. It just goes to show, even with the right backing, if you turn into a zombie intent on killing and maiming the human race, there is always someone out there who is willing to put it all right. This man in the sunglasses...

AMEN